Three young slappers from Leeds are on holiday in Marbella, where they meet some young men who are looking after a yacht for its owner. Apparently the owner took pity on some tracksuit clad dole monkeys whilst cruising McDonalds car-park and decided to swap their Halfords-tat-encrusted Corsa for a multi-million dollar yacht. Obvious, really.
Anyway, the three slappers get taken back to the yacht where they ingest some drugs and start talking about mythical sex moves, at which point the donkey punch is discussed. Shortly afterwards, two skanks go to the master bedroom with three of the blokes and have some sex. Oddly one bloke seems to content to sit on a sofa and rub himself for a while - and when he does decide to join in, the biggest chav of the bunch breaks out the camcorder and films the show whilst offering useful advice ("Harder, innit", etc). At this point, one of the chaps decides that this would be the perfect time to test if the donkey punch is as good as the tale suggests. So he performs the titular punch and kills the girl.
The rest of the movie is spent with everybody trying to kill everybody else.
It's rubbish - although amusingly at one point a girl kills a bloke with a handheld outboard motor. That was probably the high point of the movie.
I feel that I should point out that when I watched this, I was quite drunk - I don't think my rating would change however, the film is just terrible.
My rating: 1.2 / 10
IMDB rating: 5.3 / 10
Running time: 99 mins
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